naked

you might want to put your clothes on...

Cami Kaos

14 Aug 2008

The other night as I lay curled in post coital bliss Dr Normal stroked my hair and told me that I might want to put my clothes on...

Sigh.

He stood up and went to the bathroom and listening to the sound of the water running in the sink I dozed off letting the thick night air cloud my mind as I drifted off into the world of sleep. I knew I needed to pull myself out of my warm cozy nest, that I needed to roll over and throw on my t-shirt and undies.

All I could think though, is that this is the one part of my life that being a parent has not improved.

Sigh.

My name is Cami and I miss being a naked sleeper...

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