who's your momma?

Yeah, it just doesn't have the same ring to it as "who's your daddy?" but I'm going somewhere with it.

Out of a need to entertain Mr. Kaos a few months ago I signed up for the
Top Momma website. I think I mentioned how entertained he is by the whole Top Momma thing. It sounds dirty to him... Dirty dirty big breasted mommas on top. He was obsessed. I was overjoyed to be able to give him the dirty little joy of saying "My woman is a Top Momma" wink wink.

Top Momma.

Well after a while I became entertained by just how long I managed to remain on which as of right now 7,753,365 seconds. Little ol me. That lands me at #5 in the
Hall of Fame.

So now, Mr. Kaos can say "My woman is #5 in the
Top Momma hall of fame"

I think he's happy.

click click click.

Why on earth do I find that so entertaining?