what were you looking for - the explantion

After yesterday's post I gave some thought to why some of those funny phrases would lead someone to my blog and today I thought I would offer you all some sound reason based logic on why these various phrases have brought people (You?  maybe you?) to my site.

Nothing

too fun with these two. Once in a desparation for something entertaining to post I put up a myspace psychoanalyze yourself  quiz thing.   It was very revealing.  or something.

I never ever used the phrase "master of cock" on my page!  What kind of person do you think I am.  I said cockmaster.  Completely different!

I'm guessing this has more to do with my receiving and doling out the break out blogger award and less to do with the time I waded through the bowels of Alcatraz in a desperate bid for freedom.

This is an excellent question.  Let me answer it!  I don't know yet.  This search return though is obviously a product of my many posts about remodeling my bathroom.

Someone forgot my "O".  The nerve of some people!!!

Have I ever, and I mean ever in the history of my blog used the letter "T" in anything???

Someone forgot my " ".  The nerve of some people!!!

I don't have a water barer tattoo.  Why?  Did someone say I did?  THEY lied!

I don't have one of those.  Do you?

I feel completely qualified to answer this question.  Yes there is a Santa Claus letter. More than one in fact.  Kids all over write them every year, so there must be at least a

by now.

I have one.  It's lovely.  It was a gift.  It is MINE.  You get your own.

I did not.  That would hurt, and besides I love and respect Tiki too much for that to happen.

I don't have stitches in my face anymore.  They were put in and then taken out nearly a year ago.

Oh come on, I have just NO idea why this is here!  Did I once mention reindeer, santa and preschool in one post?  Yes, and I already linked it up there....

I don't do that anymore... but oh for the days of a big bag of salty cashews and a 6 pack of pepsi while I zoned out to watch Buffy....


Well then, it looks like we've had a little glimpse into how these things show up in google searches.  I hope you all enjoyed it...

Now I'm off to eat some soy sausage and drink my Cherry Coke....  Which makes me wonder why I don't come up in any google searches for Cherry Coke.  I really should, shouldn't I?