the silent treatment...

....

So yeah.  It's not like I'm trying to give you the silent treatment, babies.  It's just that....

Yeah.

I have nothing to say to you right now.

I mean I have a lot to say.  A whole lot.  A ton.  I could go on and on and on for hours.

For days! Weeks maybe.

I have been known to prattle on.

But yeah.  Nothing.

You know how I said I wasn't trying to give you the silent treatment?  I may be wrong.

It's not me, internets.  It's you...