the penis who would be named...

Did you think I had forgotten?

that I was avoiding it?

that I was banking on the fact that you all have short attention spans?

Nope.

I just hadn't gotten back around to it...

and by "it" I totally mean the contest to name my husband's penis...

But what's the rush to judgment?  It's gone 44 years without a name... a few more days won't hurt right?

I think we should take things nice and slow.  Easy.

So today I present to you the list of names submitted...

Mr. Winkie

Russell - The one-eyed love muscle.

The Spunky Spelunkerer

Roland

the pickle

Bob the Builder

The Little Penis that Could

Curious George

Bag of tricks

the Goods

Blow torch

Edmund

King Kamehameha

Mr. Schnüffler

Mick

KaosKontrol

Richard

the chubb

The Kaos-en-ator!

Tiki dikki

Alvin and the Chipmonks

Bob the knob

Elvis

Dave

twig and berries

Pumping pole of penile power

Thrill Drill

Harry and the Hendersons

Purple pillar of pulsating power

Thor the Muff Marauder

The Taco Torpedo

Alby the albino cave dweller

The Zipper Ripper

DK (Dick King)

Excalibur

Vladimir the Impaler

the pleasure wand 2000

the stick OF LOVE

steve

pokey mcpokesalot

NOT JUNK

Mr. Jingles

Mr. Happy

Ralph


I think that about summed them up...

Who would ever think sooo many names would be submitted to name Mr. Kaos' man parts...

later on I'll tell you our favorites.... and the winner!!!!

(did I miss yours?  did I accidentally skip it and leave yours out?  Did you forget to submit?  Don't be shy... just shout it out... okay you don't have to shout.... just tell me.  nicely...  it's almost my birthday after all)


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Just a note completely unrelated to my man's penis...