the germ factory is: open

School has been back in session for a couple of weeks.  I know 5 people with kids that have already gotten sick and, oh, what's that sound?

And hark, do I hear the dulcet tones of of my charming child... oh....

No.

That's not what I wanted to hear.  That's a cough.  And sniffling.  And the voice of a sore throat having kid.

Where is my hazmat suit?  I can't really get sick right now.