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I spent some time today with a good friend who shall remain nameless in order to protect her identity and her safety... and quite potentially her street cred. While we were together we talked about this that and the other thing, got pedicures, ate lunch. We were also really really
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I had this post all written up in my head. It was something you men might not want to read about. It was about tampons. It was a tale about the type of tampons I've been using since I was a teen and about how they really creep
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I'm going to be too busy tonight playing wii, drinking rum and serving roast beast to my rum toting friends to write an honest to goodness blog post, so instead I'll give you the highlights of my day thus far: * I woke up to discover that
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After a long day (more on that later this week) I find myself in my favorite place in the house. My bed. I'm laying in my bed in a tank top and my undies with the covers pulled up as high as I can get them. One cat
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If you're in Portland and at a loss for things to do today then you aren't looking hard enough... Here's how we're spending our Saturday! Portland Pie-Off #mmmpie 3pm at Washington Park. Check out the upcoming page for details. Why am I
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Last night Mr. Kaos decided to come home a little early. To make things a little easier on me. To bribe me with Chinese take out. That bribe? Always welcome here. Since K was under the weather she had no desire to watch us enjoy our savory meal. She actually
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No, I don't have an alternative... I think it's just GIVE ME ICE CREAM. Please. I said please damn it... now how long is this going to take? You see late last year just a few blocks from my house a little ol house that had
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It has been a tough week here in the home of Kaos. I'm sick (have I mentioned maybe that I might be feeling a little tiny bit under the weather... like a little sick... so that like say... if someone is sitting in the same room as me
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Some of you don't have to guess.... some of you already know... some of you may suspect... but my secret... it is here. Okay as I write this it, she actually is not here... but by the time I post this she will be here... Visiting in the
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Every morning seems like an instructional video on how to eat your food in my house. Every. Morning. Pick that up. Put it in your mouth. No. Just sit there. Chew it. You have to swallow. Now put in another bite. WHY? Because you have to. No, eat that too.
family
It was a typical wake up in the Kaos house. Mr. Kaos' alarm had been going off every 9 minutes for the past 6 hours, K had at some point climbed into our bed and was sprawled out like a wild beast and my little bobbing alarm clock just
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Have you ever had one of those moments where you just had to have something? In my case that something is almost always cherry coke... but not yesterday when for no reason at all I suddenly savagely needed chocolate and coconut. It should have been an easy matter to run