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a week of secrets: day one
I am not the tough girl that I pretend to be. When I say "I could kick your ass" it might be true, but I probably wouldn't. Unless you made fun of my brother... because I did beat the shit out of a guy in high
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this is why we don't have friends...
It was late. I was tired. Mike was doing a show and so I sent him the following message Going to bed now, goodnight sweetie. Please check your DMs and contact Barry. Also, I sorted and stapled the receipts. Come to bed soon. <3 Imagine my surprise when a
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shell game
My dream last night was forgotten until something I saw pulled it from the recesses of my mind. I was almost home. One more step would land me on the sidewalk in front of my house but my foot stopped in mid stride and set back down in the street
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dear guy with your hand down the back of your pants...
There are some things that are clearly not acceptable. Clearly. One of those unacceptable things is walking around your kid's school with your hand down the back of your pants. I mean seriously guy. What the hell is wrong with you? You can't keep your hand
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less sick...
I woke up this morning and lay very very still because it occurred to me that I wasn't coughing. That would be the first time in 3 weeks that I was able to say that. I reached slowly and carefully for my iphone and still no coughing. I
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don't do drugs
This morning after my wonderful neighbor came by to get K to take her to school with her sons I did exactly what my doctor told me to do. I took my cough syrup and went to bed. But I took my laptop with me. And I worked. I read
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oh those bronchial things...
After weeks of coughing and refusing to admit how sick I was, I went to the doctor today. cough cough When I arrived I was asked to put on a mask. Mike documented this for twitter and posterity. So I sat with my mask on. I was having a hard
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I had something else planned
I had this whole post planned for this morning involving why my blog was called Mommified Me when I first started it 3 years ago this month. The short of it was that I didn't know about mommy blogs and my blog wasn't a mommy blog
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a serious case of the busy
Despite the title, this is not one of those posts where I wax philosophical about how incredibly busy I am. I'm also not going to detail for you all the tasks that are keeping me so busy that I don't have the time or emotional wherewithal
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post coital bliss... or the halloween that almost wasn't
Normally just after (or just before) October 31st I supply you with photos of the Halloween festivities that pepper my family life throughout the month of October. Not this year. I was sick, we were harried, life was hectic. So instead of the sweet family portrait of the three of
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my belt...
In 1977 in a 7th grade shop class a boy made a leather belt. It was a popular color of light golden brown. On it he pressed stars and music notes and a simple sentence... a sentence that could have kept him from getting laid ever. Ever. "SCIENCE FICTION
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the horrible truth about me and Kenny Rogers...
Confession time babies. I have to come clean. Tell you something. Let it all out. I want to start with a clean slate with you guys and I don't see how I can do that without you knowing a little bit of my history. My upbringing. Something that