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Cami Kaos

08 Feb 2008 — 1 min read

MrKaos: Do you know what I was thinking about?

CamiKaos: no what?

MK: I used to have this old girl and she started looking kind of dowdy but she was really nice and reliable and did all the things I wanted her to do... if you know what I mean.

CK: fit of giggles

MK: And then I saw this hot new chick, slim and sleek and shiny... And you can't get her out of your mind cause she just keeps popping up everywhere...

CK: Is this the whole why are fat girls like a scooter joke.... oh. no, you're thinking about my iPhone...

MK: And I would get her if I could be sure she would do all the things my old girl would, like let me stick things in her slots...

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