never listen to your mother...

Or maybe I should say never listen to my mother...

Don't get me wrong, I like my mother.  And I listen to my mother.

usually.

And usually... she doesn't steer me so wrong.

Just the other day though, she gave me a bit of advice.  It was a bit late for me to follow it... so I didn't.

Boy am I glad I ignored her warnings.  Boy am I glad I didn't do what she said.

She told me that I should never ever ever ever watch Stardust.

Oh my holy hell was she wrong as wrong.

I want to wrap it up in a big bundle of hearts and tell it how much I love it.

I want to cuddle up with it.

I want to feed it popcorn and cherry coke.

Then I want to hang up a great big

sign and watch it with The Princess Bride.

Naked.