meet the meat dude...

Envision the Kaos Family out front of the Kaos house. Watering roses, drawing chalk outlines, basking in the yard work of our neighbors, all from our little shaded patio. Suddenly a truck pulls to a halt in front of our well kept lawn. A big truck. A white truck. A truck with green letters that make out, among others, the words "Neighborhood" "Delivery" and "Meat".The passenger side window of the truck rolls down and the meat dude stretches his face across the cab to yell:Meat Dude: Hey you guys!pause Meat Dude: Hey!! You guys!! Do you like to burn a nice steak?Us: No thank you.Meat Dude: How about Pork, Chicken or Seafood?Me: No thank you!!Mr. Kaos: Umm, not today.What? You guys don't have a meat dude in your neighborhood?