full frontal nudity...

Mike: Hey babe, you should consider revamping your blog.Me: Oh yeah?Mike: Yeah... Call it: "Mommified Me: Full Frontal Nudity" I bet more guys would read it.Me: Oh really?Mike: I'll take a picture of you topless flipping off the camera.Me: Yeah babe, that's my thing.Mike: If you tell your friends I said that will they think I'm a whore pig?Me: No honey, a pig whore.Mike: They'll think that?Me: No babe, they already know you're a pig... but you're my pig and I love you.