death and the kindergarten mind

Cami Kaos

25 Apr 2008

K: mama!?

CK: Shhhh... It's past your bedtime... No talking.

K: but mama... I have to ask you something... It's

reeeealy

important!

CK: sigh well make it quick...

K: if you have mucus and you don't use purell do you die!!? Cause Mary says you will but I don't believe her!!!

CK: No... You won't die. She doesn't know what she's talking about. Go. To. Sleep.

K: are you sure? She was really sure.

See, now I have proof that I'm not the one making my kid a crazy person...

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