blogger detox facility now open

Welcome to the Kaos Valley Detox and Treatment Facility where we can help you clean up your life...

Messy house?  No.  We can't help you there.

Addicted to smack?  Nuh huh.  No.  There's nothing we can do.

Have a coke problem?  Ah now there we can help you... I myself battle with the Cherry devil... it's hard to resist the sweet bubbly goodness flowing down your throat... but here at the Kaos Valley Detox and Treatment Facility we can help you beat it... at least temporarily...

Want to quit smoking those nasty cigarettes?  Um... well... yeah I may not be so much help there because while I did quit smoking years ago I'm not sure I know how I did it.  My friend though swears by the patch... you could try that?

Have a horrible gambling addiction?  I have no idea what to do for you...

But have you been eating too much red meat, cheese, butter, or sugary foods?  Drinking a wee to much wine... imbibing a few too many tropical drinks?

There we can help you.  Not by sharing with you any mind bending methods of how to give up the goods... but by holding your hand as we detox ourselves from the over consumption insanity that was the month of March.

You see the month of March was one little party after another.  From my birthday at the beginning of the month all the way through my friend leaving Monday we had fun fun fun...

Then my daddy took the T-Bird away.

No.  I have no T-Bird...  Never did.  Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

Maybe I need to add inappropriate quoting of songs to the list of things I need to detox from...

Nah.  I don't think I'm willing to give that up for any length of time.

What I am doing though is trying to clean out my system a bit.

Inspired by my lovely Mr. Kaos I'm cutting out the cherry coke, red meat, alcohol, candy and all that other good stuff that I had too much of in the last month...

(but just till I feel like a super hero again)

Oh sweet natural energy... I've been missing you.